Eww my last blog is completely lost. I posted it and now it's disappeared. !@#$%^&(
"How old are you?" "22. No wait! (lowest voice possible) 23."
" Oh you have great things ahead of you" " Am I turning 22 again?" "No." "Well, could I please also have a whiskey to chase all the great things"
" Are you coming to my birthday party?" "(37 year old) Sweetie, I wouldn't miss you aging for the world."
" Can I please just have another hamburguer? It's my fucking birthday!" " You're already getting older, do you also want to be fat?"
" Are you having the best time of your life?" " Well, maybe?" "Sweetie enjoy it while you can, because your 40's are a hop away. And when you turn 40, you sometimes need to bribe people for sex"
Moral of this story, don't befriend people 15 years your senior. Just kidding. Thank you for all your wonderful insights and presence.